Whose Spacetime Is It Anyway?

Whose Spacetime Is It Anyway?

If you can’t bend spacetime, you might as well break it with a good argument!

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In this interactive text-based game, players find themselves in the chaotic realms of multiverse law, where dimensions collide and absurdity reigns supreme. You play as a washed-up spacetime lawyer, tasked with defending the rights of alternate versions of yourself who have been wrongfully charged with bizarre interdimensional crimes. As you meet infinite funny and quirky parallels of yourself, navigate through convoluted court cases, survive ridiculous cosmic events, and gather evidence from the absurd legal precedents of imaginary dimensions, you must ultimately prove in the courtroom that no one understands the rules of spacetime better than you—or at least better than the chaos accusing you. Will you unravel the mysteries of causality to win the case or fall victim to the very laws you defend?