Whose Salutation Is It Anyway?

In a world where people's greetings determine their social status, you play as a down-on-their-luck salutation consultant assigned to investigate a bizarre series of greeting misfires that have thrown your city's social hierarchy into chaos. As you navigate through an offbeat cast of characters—from overly enthusiastic hand-shakers to obscure whisperers—you must piece together the clues hidden in their unique salutations. Will you restore order, or will the absurdity of it all cost you your reputation as a salutation savant?