Whose Salutation is it Anyway?

Step into the chaotic world of 'Whose Salutation is it Anyway?', a text-based adventure where you play as Alex, a flamboyant freelance greeter who must navigate a series of increasingly absurd social events. Your job is to deliver the perfect salutation tailored to each eccentric guest at high-profile parties—from pretentious celebrities to overenthusiastic influencers. The game's branching narratives depend on your witty repartees, quick thinking, and a knack for understanding the bizarre social cues of your clientele. Customize your greetings to alter the outcome of each event, while dodging ridiculous circumstances such as unexpected costume changes or impromptu dance-offs. Every choice will lead you further into the outrageous world of social faux pas, memorable characters, and unexpected alliances.