Whose Salutation is it Anyway?

In this hilarious interactive text-based game, players find themselves in a chaotic world where every line of dialogue is a potential plot twist. You are a part of the Quip Guild, a secret organization dedicated to crafting the perfect greetings and farewells. Players must navigate various scenarios where they engage with eccentric characters, each with their own quirky salutation style. From a Shakespearean bard who insists on mixing metaphors to a time traveler stuck in 80s slang, your task is to solve the mystery of who is behind a series of ruined greetings sabotaging the Guild's reputation. With multiple endings and side quests, your choices will not only affect conversations but also the fate of the Quip Guild itself.