Whose Salutation is it Anyway?

In this outrageous text-based game, you play as a snarky social media manager who has inadvertently sent a wildly offensive greeting card to the entire internet. Now, you must navigate a series of hilarious and dramatic interactions with various characters, each representing different factions of online culture, from the meme lords to the etiquette enthusiasts. Your decisions will influence online trends, public opinion, and the very identity of your character as you attempt to either double down on your blunder or creatively backtrack your way to redemption. Can you outwit the internet and turn this PR nightmare into a viral success?