Whose Salutation is it Anyway?

In a world where greetings hold mysterious powers, you, an underwhelming greeting card designer, stumble upon a series of increasingly strange salutation mishaps that lead you deep into a hidden society. Each interaction allows you to engage in heartfelt or absurd conversations as you navigate through social gatherings, decipher cryptic messages, and set out to uncover who—or what—is behind the bizarre etiquette chaos. With humor, unexpected twists, and quirky characters, your choices can either elevate your social standing or plunge you into communal awkwardness!