Whose Salutation Is It Anyway?

In a world where every social interaction is governed by a series of absurd, scripted greetings, players assume the role of a disillusioned Greetings Designer who realizes the insincerity of these exchanges. Tasked with breaking the patterns established by the Greetings Guild, you must navigate bizarre social scenarios, uncover the origins of these ludicrous salutations, and ultimately redefine the way the citizens of your city interact—all while dodging pun-happy bureaucrats and quirky con artists. The dialogue choices you make will shape relationships, spark comedic revelations, and lead you down unexpected paths, filled with twists and hilarious mischief.