Set in a zany, alternate-history world, you play as a quirky relic investigator who specializes in funky artifacts from various cultures and timelines. When a priceless relic goes missing from the Curio Museum, it's up to you to track down the culprits through a series of comedic encounters and baffling puzzles. Along the way, you’ll interact with an eccentric cast of characters including time-traveling historians, punk rock archaeologists, and even a grumpy genie who has opinions about your fashion choices. Your decisions not only affect how you solve the mystery but also alter the course of history itself—usually for the hilariously absurd! Can you unravel the mystery and discover the true owner of the relic before it ends up in the wrong hands?