In this interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of an eccentric antiquities dealer who gets embroiled in a chaotic competition among bizarre characters, each claiming ownership of a mystical relic. As the dealer, you must negotiate, lie, and outsmart these quirky claimants in a web of misunderstandings, satire, and comedic twists. Discover the true history of the relic while navigating absurd challenges, plotting your next move, and making unexpected alliances—all while attempting to figure out what truly makes something valuable. Will you end up with the relic, or will it be just another tale to sell?