In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as a bumbling apprentice historian in a magical world where every artifact has a unique personality. After a massive energy surge, several powerful relics are accidentally unleashed into a chaotic city filled with eccentric characters. Players will navigate through interactive dialogue trees, solve hilarious puzzles, and engage in wild debates with the artifacts themselves to determine their true owner. Each decision affects the outcome, leading to unexpected friendships, witty banter, and side-splitting misadventures as you unravel the mystery of the relics. But time is of the essence; if you can't resolve the issues before the annual Artifact Showdown, the city could be thrown into pandemonium!