Whose Relic is it Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as an amateur relic hunter with a knack for getting into absurd situations. Set in a quirky universe where artifacts have mind-boggling histories and personalities, you're thrust into a competition against eccentric rival hunters and a team of well-meaning but bumbling museum curators. As you decipher the clues left behind by previous owners of the relics—and maybe even 'talk' to the artifacts themselves—you must determine whose relic is the most significant and save it from the clutches of commercial greed. Make choices, solve muddled puzzles with hilarious outcomes, and engage in witty banter with bizarre characters—all while trying to uncover the dramatic truth hidden within the relics' storied pasts.