Whose Relic Is It Anyway?

In a world where ancient relics hold unpredictable powers, you are an aspiring relic dragoon (a cross between a relic hunter and a con artist). Your journey begins when you accidentally stumble upon a black market auction for magical artifacts. However, chaos erupts when all the bidders get into a hilarious argument, claiming that the relic is rightfully theirs. Now, you must navigate the absurd world of eccentric collectors, rival treasure hunters, and strange ancient curses while trying to discern the true origin of the relic. Your choices determine who will prevail, but watch out—one wrong move and you could unleash chaos that even you can't control!