In a universe where powerful relics are up for grabs, players take on the role of an eccentric museum curator and a hapless artifact enthusiast. The game unfolds in a whimsical floating bazaar that appears once every century, where relics from various dimensions are sold, swapped, and occasionally stolen. Players must navigate through a series of witty dialogues, bizarre trades, and outrageous characters to uncover the history and backstory of the relics, all while trying to determine who really deserves them. The interactive narrative incorporates choice-based storylines, humor, and mystery, leading to unexpected twists and turns that can end in hilariously absurd conclusions.