In a world where magical artifacts are the center of every argument, you play as an amateur artifact appraiser with a knack for mixing up history and legends. A deadpan spirit of a disgraced archaeologist haunts you, insisting you help them reclaim their reputation while sorting out the ownership of an ancient relic that could either save or doom the world. Track down eccentric characters such as a dubious treasure hunter, an overzealous museum curator, and a group of art thieves all claiming the relic belongs to them. Your choices not only affect the narrative but also lead to comedic twists and clues hidden in absurd conversations, hilarious misunderstandings, and sabotaged appraisals.