In this zany interactive text-based adventure, you slip into the shoes of an undervalued museum curator who accidentally stumbles upon a powerful relic that grants its possessor the ability to alter reality. The catch? The relic is cursed, and various historical personalities from different eras are summoned to argue about who it rightfully belongs to. As the curator, you must navigate humorous and dramatic dialogue with eccentric figures like Cleopatra, Leonardo da Vinci, and a surprisingly sassy T-Rex. Each conversation affects the timeline, creating wacky consequences for history as you try to keep the museum afloat while returning the relic to its rightful owner (or just keeping it for yourself!). Your choices alter both the conversations and the world, leading to multiple endings, all dipped in hilarity.