Whose Quest Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, players assume the role of a hapless sidekick who just wants to go home but is constantly roped into their hero's absurd quest. Each location presents over-the-top scenarios—from negotiating with a dragon who only speaks in puns to helping an eccentric wizard who insists on casting spells with interpretative dance. Players can make witty choices while trying to dodge monsters, cliches, and their own growing apathy. With a blend of humor, drama, and randomness, you’ll explore the true meaning of adventure—all while realizing that sometimes the best quest is simply figuring out how to get to the nearest tavern for a drink.