In a whimsical world where quests can be bought, sold, or entirely fabricated, you are a hapless NPC who unexpectedly gains the power to choose your own adventure. As you navigate a series of pre-scripted quests gone awry, you'll interact with an ensemble of quirky characters, each embroiled in their own absurd missions. Choose to align with a self-absorbed hero, a tyrannical villain, or an overly enthusiastic sidekick as you unravel the chaos of a narrative that constantly changes based on your decisions. Encounter ludicrous challenges, break the fourth wall, and dodge tropes in this game that humorously critiques the conventions of adventure storytelling.