Whose Quest is it Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, players step into the shoes of a clumsy cosmic entity tasked with narrating the quests of hapless heroes and anti-heroes from multiple dimensions. Each decision players make not only impacts the immediate outcome of their chosen character's quest but also irreversibly alters the rules of the narrative itself, leading to hysterical plot twists. Characters can choose zany skills, outlandish artifacts, and unintentionally hilarious fate-altering abilities, while working their way through epic yet utterly ridiculous scenarios—like rescuing a pizza from a dragon or debating the merits of existentialism with a squirrel.