In a world where quests are assigned randomly by an overly enthusiastic deity, you play as a disgruntled adventurer assigned to dubious and bizarre missions. Journey through a series of interconnected quests that involve saving confused squirrels, negotiating peace between rival factions of sentient garden gnomes, and uncovering the secrets of a celebrity wizard's ridiculous new fad. You'll encounter peculiar characters, make absurd choices, and influence the outcome of each quest based on your decisions as you try to fulfill (or hilariously fail) your divine mission—all while questioning, 'Whose quest is it anyway?'