Whose Quest Is It Anyway?

In this hilariously chaotic text-based adventure, players step into the shoes of a hapless sidekick who has somehow been assigned the quest of a lifetime. As one of many characters stranded in a universe where the rules of questing are hilariously vague and constantly shifting, your choices will lead you through absurd dialogues, ludicrous challenges, and recurring conflicts with rival 'heroes' who are more concerned with their social media following than the actual quest. Engage with quirky NPCs, fork in unexpected narrative paths, and find out just how ridiculous a quest can become when everyone thinks they’re the hero and you're just trying to keep the coffee coming.