Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies control the fates of nations, you step into the shoes of a down-on-their-luck bard with a knack for improvisation. When a misfit group of heroes arrives seeking the ultimate prophecy, you must weave their fates together using your wit and creativity. Engage in absurd quests, confront bumbling villains, and interact with quirky characters, all while dodging the weight of destiny. Your choices shape the narration and determine which prophecies come to fruition, leading to wildly unexpected outcomes filled with dark humor and satire on traditional tropes.