Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies can be bought, sold, and even auctioned off, you play as a witty fortune broker navigating the cutthroat underground of mystical predictions. With the power to twist fate at your fingertips, you must balance the outrageous demands of eccentric clients, thwart rival brokers trying to ruin your good name, and unravel the chaos that ensues when a particular prophecy slips into the wrong hands. Embrace absurdity, wield your quick wit, and craft outrageous scenarios that determine the fate of your bizarre clientele, all while breaking the fourth wall with your over-the-top humor.