Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as coffee breaks, you play as an up-and-coming Oracular Assistant in the bustling city of Prophecy Point. Tasked with helping baffled seers decipher their sometimes ludicrous predictions, you must navigate a tangled web of quirky characters, absurd spells, and mystical disasters. Choose your responses carefully, as each decision can alter not only the prophecy's outcome but also the fate of ridiculously exaggerated fate of the citizens around you. Will you forge alliances with a forgetful wizard, broker peace between rival prophecy guilds, or turn out to be the prophecied hero no one wanted? Beware: Reality is but a mere suggestion.