Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a dystopian world where prophecies literally dictate the lives and fates of society's citizens, you play as a down-on-their-luck prophecy reader who is tired of people taking their cryptic utterances too seriously. As you battle against rival seers, conspiracy theorists, and a shadowy government that wants to control prophecy for their own nefarious purposes, you must navigate a chaotic world filled with absurd scenarios and quirky characters. Make choices that alter your fate and the fates of those around you, all while uncovering the truth behind why you can hear the funniest, weirdest, and most inconvenient prophecies that no one else can.