Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are a dime a dozen, you play as a reluctant oracle who can barely predict what they’ll have for breakfast, let alone the fate of the universe. One day, you accidentally stumble upon a prophecy that accidentally causes chaos all around you. The king's trusted advisors want to manipulate you, rogue prophets want to silence you, and a band of misfit heroes wants your help to save the day (or make it worse, depending on their personalities). Choose your responses, craft your own prophecies, and navigate through absurd dialogues with quirky characters, while trying to discover who really holds the thread to destiny. Will you unravel the truth, or will you become a front-row spectator in the cosmic circus?