Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a bizarre world where prophecies are bought, sold, and traded like top-notch commodities, you play as an unassuming detritus dealer. After stumbling upon an ancient prophecy that claims to hold the power to change the fabric of reality, you find yourself embroiled in a madcap race against a quirky cast of characters who desperately want it for themselves. Traverse through magical marketplaces, engage in ridiculous duels of wits, and negotiate with eccentric beings—like the sassy Oracle of Barter and the overly dramatic Seer of Sensibilities. Your choices dictate the fate of the prophecy, and humor is your greatest weapon in a world gone absurdly prophetic.