Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a realm where prophecies are as common as the air we breathe, you play as a disgruntled scribe who has just discovered an ancient text that predicts the most outrageous and arbitrary events. As you embark on a quest to influence the future (for better or worse), you'll interact with eccentric characters, each convinced they are the protagonist of their own prophetic tale. Choose your responses wisely as you navigate through absurd scenarios filled with dark humor and bizarre twists, ultimately leading to an outcome that only you can determine. Will you become the legendary scribe who redefined destiny or merely a footnote in a prophecy gone awry?