Step into an absurdly chaotic world where mystical prophecies collide with slapstick humor! You’re an aspiring oracle in a realm where everyone thinks they can predict the future, but few can. Players will choose their character (e.g., a lazy seer, an overzealous bard, or a misfit witch) and navigate a series of comedic yet dangerous events triggered by hilariously inaccurate prophecies. Make choices that lead to riotous outcomes, from accidentally starting interspecies culinary competitions to mismanaging elemental wars because you misread a fortune cookie fortune. Will you rise to true oracle status or forever be known as the one who caused the Great Inflation of the Cloaks?