Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are traded like stock options and destiny can be rewritten with the right negotiation skills, you play as a clever seer fresh off the proverbial boat. Amidst the chaos of rival seers, deceptive royals, and a talking squirrel with a penchant for puns, your task is to navigate a labyrinth of cheerfully absurd prophecies—all while ensuring you end up on the winning side. Will you fulfill your own prophecy of greatness, or will you inadvertently plunge the kingdom into comedic disarray? Every choice leads to bizarre twists and hilariously unexpected outcomes in this dynamic text-based adventure.