Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

Step into a fantastical realm where every prophecy is delivered by a snarky, overzealous oracle. Hilarity ensues as you, a down-on-your-luck bard, must navigate a web of misleading prophecies while trying to fulfill the most outlandish quests imaginable. Gather a quirky team of misfit companions, each with their own zany backstories, and make choices that shape your destiny. Through witty dialogue, absurd situations, and unexpected twists, you'll discover that the real adventure is in the absurdity of fate itself.