Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

You play as a down-on-their-luck bard in a fantastical realm where prophecies are as common as bad puns. After accidentally stealing a scroll from a mysterious vendor, you find yourself entangled in a series of absurd prophecies, each predicting increasingly ridiculous outcomes based on your decisions. Navigate a world filled with eccentric characters, from overzealous heroes to villainous sheep farmers, as you challenge fate and rewrite your destiny. Your choices will lead to comedic twists and dramatic turns, but remember: in this universe, a prophecy can mean anything. Will you become a hero, a legend, or simply the punchline of a very elaborate joke?