Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as a down-and-out bard in a world where prophecies are crafted by absurd rituals involving nonsensical ingredients, enthusiastic townsfolk, and a very sarcastic crystal ball. As you navigate through comically exaggerated scenarios, you must gather the bizarre ingredients needed to fulfill outrageous prophecies while dealing with eccentric characters who either believe or laugh at your attempts to reclaim your bardic fame. Each decision leads you down a wildly unpredictable path where humor and drama intertwine, ultimately determining which prophecy will be reshaped or completely ignored. Can you resurrect your shattered reputation before the town declares you the 'Prophetic Prankster'?