Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into a whimsical world where fortune-tellers, oracles, and soothsayers hold the keys to fate, but their visions are more about who spilled coffee on whom than true destiny. Players take on the role of a false prophet trying to navigate through a spectrum of bizarre prophecies, each more absurd than the last. Should you help a talking cat become the king of pizza, or fulfill an ancient curse that turns knights into pieces of furniture? Your choices will lead to hilarious, unpredictable outcomes, filled with witty banter and off-the-wall characters. Explore diverse realms, trick fate, and find out if you truly can write your own prophecy while attempting to outsmart other prophets who have shady plans of their own!