Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical world where every character believes they are destined for greatness based on absurd prophecies, you step into the shoes of a snarky, down-on-their-luck bard. Your mission is to unravel the comedic chaos behind overlapping prophecies and navigate through bizarre situations, all while gathering an eccentric party of misfits. The choices you make steer the fate of the world—or at least the fate of the couch-bound dragon who keeps insisting they're the 'Chosen One.' Can you outwit the prophecies and win over the quirky characters, or will you become a footnote in a scroll of misfortunes?