Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are handed out like candy, you play as Zilch, an underwhelming clerk in the Bureau of Prophecies. Your job is to process vague and often ridiculous prophecies, but when a rogue prophecy begins to unravel the very fabric of fate, you find yourself inadvertently tangled in a quest to save (or maybe just improve) the world. Navigate an eccentric cast of characters, each with their own outrageous prophecies, use your wit and charm to change their fates, and perhaps discover that you are the one meant to write your own destiny.