Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a realm where oracles have become the new rock stars, you take on the role of a washed-up scribe, tasked with completing a series of unfinished prophecies left by the most notorious seers in history. As you juggle zealous followers, eccentric prophecies gone awry, and mythical creatures who want to rewrite their destinies, you'll need to navigate a bizarre world where cryptic riddles and unexpected developments lead to hilariously unpredictable outcomes. Can you craft the ultimate prophecy that will save your failing career and maybe, just maybe, the world? Or will you stumble into a calamity of your own making?