Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies can be bought, sold, or stolen, you play as a down-on-your-luck 'Prophecy Broker' who navigates through a series of ludicrous scenarios where every decision you make alters the unfolding prophecy. With quirky characters like a cynical fortune teller, a coin-obsessed oracle, and a flamboyant prophecy thief, the stakes are high, and so is the absurdity. Can you outwit rivals, solve bizarre riddles, and avoid a fate worse than eternal boredom while trying to figure out whose prophecy is the most valuable?