Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies dictate the succession of rulers and the fates of kingdoms, you play as a witty bard trying to navigate the chaos that ensues when multiple prophecies about the same events start surfacing. As the one who sings, spins, and sometimes rewrites these prophecies, it’s up to you to solve the comedic debacles they create. With an insane cast of characters—including an overly dramatic princess, a forgetful oracle, and a brooding anti-hero—you'll weave through wild scenarios, using humor and clever dialogue choices to steer the narrative in absurd directions. Your choices affect not only the outcome of the story but also how characters respond to the prophecies you craft. Will you become a legendary bard, or will you write your own downfall?