Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into a whimsical world where prophecies are delivered with zero accuracy. You play as a reluctant chosen one, thrown into a chaotic realm where inept oracles, erratic magic, and misguided prophecies redefine what it means to be 'destined for greatness.' Each decision you make will determine if you ultimately fulfill a hilariously wrong prophecy, or if you manage to sidestep your fate—all while engaging with a cast of quirky characters including a hyperactive bard and a skeptical dragon. Craft your story through wit, humor, and unexpected twists, as you uncover the absurdity of your own narrative and that of others around you.