Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are traded like baseball cards, you take on the role of a reluctant oracle with a knack for comedic one-liners and a deep-seated fear of commitment. Your job is to deliver prophecies, but with each one you give, you inadvertently escalate a series of absurd events, causing chaos in the realm. From dragon-slaying mishaps to questionable prophecies about royal weddings, navigate through eccentric characters, outrageous quests, and mind-bending choices. Can you untangle the web of prophecies you’ve created and save the day, while simultaneously dodging your own destiny?