Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are currency and seers are the hottest new celebrities, you play as a down-on-their-luck aspiring oracle who accidentally stumbles into a cosmic showdown. You must navigate a labyrinth of bizarre prophecies, improbable events, and eccentric characters—from overzealous cultists to reality-bending tricksters. As you unravel the tangled threads of fate, your decisions will impact the unfolding narrative, leading to wildly unpredictable outcomes and a good dose of dark humor. Embrace absurdity and choose your destiny in a land where everyone wants to be the hero of their own prophecy.