Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where ancient prophecies are generated and sold like commodities, you play as a down-on-your-luck prophet who accidentally acquires the most important prophecy of all time. Instead of fulfilling your destiny, you decide to sell it off to the highest bidder, leading to a whirlwind of bizarre characters, quirky scenarios, and absurd situations that mock typical fantasy tropes. As you navigate through madcap challenges, you’ll have to make choices that affect the outcome of your own chaotic prophecy, with hilariously unexpected twists at every turn.