Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a hapless bard in a whimsical world where prophecies are common currency. You’re tasked with interpreting absurd prophecies delivered by a colorful cast of characters, from a cryptic fortune-telling squirrel to a paranoid emperor convinced he’ll be betrayed by a vegetable! Your choices shape the outcomes, leading to unexpected alliances, humorous blunders, and outrageous quests that can alter the fate of kingdoms. Will you save the day or make it worse with your charmingly misguided interpretations?