In a world where prophecies are bought, sold, and often misinterpreted, you play as a recently unemployed prophet who accidentally stumbles into a chaotic underbelly of fortune-telling. Tasked with unraveling a convoluted prophecy that seems to involve everyone from a senile king to a flamboyant rival fortune-teller, you must navigate through absurd encounters, solve witty riddles, and outsmart unhinged clients. The choices you make will determine the fate of those involved—and possibly the world, if any of it actually makes sense. With an ensemble cast of eccentric characters, this text-based adventure pokes fun at destiny while challenging players to create their own.