In a whimsical world where prophecies are as common as mismatched socks, you play as an underappreciated oracle who discovers that the future is not set in stone. With an ever-growing stack of contradictory prophecies, you must navigate through a series of absurd quests filled with quirky characters, ludicrous choices, and unexpected outcomes. Players will use wit and humor to piece together the scattered fragments of fate while engaging in hilarious dialogues, crafting their own destinies, and teaching the world that the future is just one bad pun away from chaos. Can you avoid the greatest prophecy blunder of all time?