Set in a whimsical world where prophecies predict the fate of its inhabitants in the most outlandish ways, you step into the shoes of a hapless bard caught between rival prophets. With a quip for every quest, you traverse villages, enchanted forests, and prophetic arenas, attempting to uncover which prophecy belongs to whom—while also dealing with the eccentricities of magical creatures, ridiculous prophecies, and your own questionable bardic talents. Your choices affect the outcome of the prophecies, leading to hilariously unpredictable endings.