Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of an underachieving prophecy writer in a whimsical world where the fates of characters are dictated by absurd, often nonsensical, prophecies. Your job is to craft prophecies, influencing the destinies of heroes and villains alike, but there's a catch: characters frequently end up misinterpreting your writings. As you navigate through various comical quests and volatile plots, you'll have to deal with unruly characters, frequent edits to your prophecies, and bizarre consequences that ensue. Choose your words wisely, because in this chaotic realm, everyone's destiny is just a typo away from complete and utter doom... or hilarity!