Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

I'm not saying I know your future, but I definitely don’t have a crystal ball—just a ferret with high expectations!

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In a fantastical world rife with contradictory prophecies, you take on the role of an underappreciated prophecy writer who accidentally becomes the key figure in an epic fate-warping saga. As various factions—ranging from bumbling oracles to power-hungry royals—battle over your wildly implausible predictions, you'll navigate a web of political intrigue, backstabbing betrayals, and laugh-out-loud scenarios. Your choices will shape the unfolding story, leading to audacious confrontations, ridiculous plot twists, and a variety of absurd endings. Will you manage to outwit the very prophecies that confine you, or will you become ensnared in a comic catastrophe of your own making?