Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are auctioned off to the highest bidder, you play as a broke bard who inadvertently becomes the focal point of the most chaotic and hilarious prophecy dispute ever seen. As you navigate the absurd political factions, quirky characters, and ludicrous plot twists, you must decide which prophecy to follow, all while improvising musical numbers and battling rival bards in the process. Your choices will determine whether you become the hero, get eaten by a dragon, or end up a forgotten footnote in the world's largest collection of whacky lore.