Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are the norm, you play as a hapless, wannabe oracle living in an absurd city governed by the whims of bizarre foretellers. Armed with nothing but your sardonic wit and a questionable crystal ball, you must navigate the chaotic streets filled with quirky characters, outrageous scenarios, and randomly misinterpreted prophecies. As you encounter eccentric factions with conflicting prophecies about your destiny, you'll be faced with a series of comedic dilemmas that force you to choose paths filled with humor and absurdity. Can you appease the local prophecy cults and find your true calling, or will you become just another punchline in this twisted tale?